Happy Sports Day e'erybody!! (in Jeff Foxworthy's voice)

In honor of the Super Bowl, which I am ignoring as I type this, I give you an intersection of celebrity and sports news, fresh from FoxSports.

Jeff Foxworthy is the first celebrity to greet
you in the article. And they caption this image
with a sick burn.

Who needs to actually watch the football game when you can hear people watching it across the street...

......

.....and when you can instead enjoy a Buzzfeed-like list of celebrity Patriots/Falcons fans!!

Ranked by how much the author and his FoxSportsBuddies would like to binge drink with them after "the big game".

One of the highlights of the article comes early on.
Of course, he wouldn't make my list at all.
He can have a beer by himself.
Racist.

It's fun when our Empire's favorite circenses - football and The Movies - tackle each other in the media field.

It's also fun when you realize while reading the article that you have been telling people that the Seahawks were playing for weeks - and the Seahawks, indeed, are not playing.

Is one lying, if one never bothered to Google the truth?

I'd be stoked if you guys checked it out and commented @me on whether the article was what you expected it to be (not for me) and what you thought about how the celebrities chosen/the commentary relates to gender representation (I thought things).

But if it's tl:dr, let me at least present to you Sir Elton John, resplendent in his gameday Adidas:

Heart eyes :)